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Johnny Crawford:
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Information:
Name: Johnny Crawford
Born: 1946-03-26
Height: 1.73
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Filmography:
Whirlybirds (1958), Have Gun - Will Travel (1957), The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit (1956), The Count of Monte Cristo (1956), Paradise (1990)
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One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands
and knees.
'What are you doing?' she asked.
'I'm looking for
my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the
road.'
'Why
don't you look for it there?'
'Because the light's better
here!'
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What do you get when
you add 2 apples to 3
apples? A senior high school math problem.
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Teacher: Why does the
statue of liberty
stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
TrevorDanedrM
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip
into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !
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There
is a new Barbie doll on the
market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you
didn't think we'd sell one
without the other, did you?
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Q: Why don't women have
men's
brains?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in.
JosefBeckhampu
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an
elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
DeborahLengEginhardBw
What do
stupid kids do at Halloween
?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !
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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
days?
Because then the children have to play inside.
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The Spanish explorers went round the world in
a galleon.
How many galleons did the get to the mile !
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